I still wear a crash helmet when I ride my bike, so I don't need to hear that. Also it is not. You, sir, are lying. And they will be the hottest road pictures you've ever seen.
Are we even No, I think that prize goes to Dracula and Mina ... I don't know of any couples here. Beauty and the Beast, maybe. You can preserve that niceness for years to come, and I'll bring it up if you ever whine.