Ed Elric (notabeansprout) wrote in bearandbarnacle, @ 2010-06-28 19:44:00 |
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Entry tags: | edpost, edthread, jackthread, pick-up lines, topic, victoirethread |
Edward Elric: Topic: Pick-up Lines
Brought to you, under duress, a fine selection of Ed's smoothest verbage with the ladies (mostly):
Winry Rockbell, childhood friend
"Why are you being so weird, anyway? Is the dress some sort of freaky automail-otaku thing I don't know about? I mean, what - are you trying to look like a girl or something?
Ow! OW!! Lay off with the stupid wrench, already, dammit! God. Stupid otaku! OW!!"
Victoire Weasley, obvious secret object of obsession
"Y- You're beautiful.
I mean, really, really, REALLY beautiful.
No.
Ahem.
Your hair is pretty.
God, no.
Um. You're a really good kisser. Do you think I-
Arg."
Ed rhythmically thumps his forehead against the bottom of the bathroom mirror, repeating to himself over and over, "Stop it. Stop it. Stop it."
Jack Harkness, current housemate and long-suffering recipient of pathetic, hetero-boycrush, heroworship thingy
Ed stands in the corner of the workshop, watching Jack work, a puppyish, eager look on his face.
"...
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...
..."
He takes an expectant breath, then lets it out as quietly as possible.
"...
...uh-"
He turns this into a cough, blushing furiously behind his upheld hand.
"...
..."
*repeat ad nauseum*
Missed it around here! Please excuse my absence. Crazy work + multiple extended illnesses = 1 very useless lady.