Barney Stinson (going_inmy_blog) wrote in aternaville, @ 2009-03-17 20:12:00 |
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Entry tags: | barney stinson, ianto jones |
Who: Barney and Ianto
Where: The Coffee Shop. At first.
When: Tuesday evening
What: Barney needs Ianto to slap him. Seriously.
Rating: A for Awesome. Naturally!
Barney Stinson prided himself on few things. Okay, that was a complete lie. He prided himself on a whole bunch of things. But what he was not priding himself on currently was his state of mental status. Red had crawled under his skin like a..like a..like a crawly thing! Like a germ! Like a disease. Yes, that was it. Emotions were a disease and she was a harbinger! Horrible woman.
So why the hell couldn't he stop thinking about her? River would say it's because of emotion sickness not being so bad. But though the strange young woman understood, she didn't understand. She was infected too! And should be. Why should he expect her to understand?
No, thought the hot looking man in his navy blue three piece suit. River wasn't who he needed. Or even York, because he was a strange man too. Bro-like, but not really. Faux Bro. Nothing against him, but that was what it was. Barney needed a kindred spirit. He needed--
Que the wide opening of the door to the coffee shop, little bells chiming away wildly. "Ianto!" Never mind that his friend was probably in the middle of his shift. Barney was in a crisis! Not that he'd ever..ever..admit that to anyone. In public. "We! Need to do something." Yes, that was exactly what they needed to do. "I need adventure!"