Another open letter to the Midgardians. @ 07:02 pm
youwillkneel:
As the Colonel's mutant Midgardian chicken seems to have done little to ingratiate me to you, I have decided on another avenue. Perhaps processed vehicles of tooth decay are more to your liking. Please, partake. I have, by way of commandeering these orthodontic monstrosities from very small Midgardian children, amassed quite a collection.
I trust we will from this point forward have no more reason for animosity.
As the Colonel's mutant Midgardian chicken seems to have done little to ingratiate me to you, I have decided on another avenue. Perhaps processed vehicles of tooth decay are more to your liking. Please, partake. I have, by way of commandeering these orthodontic monstrosities from very small Midgardian children, amassed quite a collection.
I trust we will from this point forward have no more reason for animosity.
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