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Severus opened Lupin’s door slowly.  He had feigned reluctance when Albus had asked him to check in on the werewolf the day after the full moon.  Naturally, he was none to concerned about Lupin but he was noisy…curious, he was curious about the man.  Severus whispered the password and let himself in; he called Lupin’s name quietly as he entered.  As luck would have it the main room was empty, perfect.  He methodically checked through the room; ancient tea set, well-worn books, tatty afghan, and three pristine Chrismas candles.

Severus paused.  Which of these things did not belong?   It was not Christmas time and these three candles were glaringly new with red, green and white swirling stripes and gold glitter.  He looked at them from every angle he could without touching them.  Finally, convinced that they were not dangerous he cast a Finite Incantatem.  He smirked as he witnessed the results: one large red dildo, one green butt plug and a large bottle of lube with golden sparkles.  Severus ran a tentative finger over the head of the dildo.

“Severus?”  Remus asked from the bedroom doorway.

Severus snatched his hand back as if it had been burned.

“I see you have discovered my toys.”

“You should not leave them lying about there are children in the castle.”  Severus sniffed.

“Hence, the reason they were disguised.” Remus replied calmly.

“I believe your bedroom would be a more appropriate place for them.” 

“But sometimes I need them right here and right now.”

Severus face coloured pink.

“Toys are meant to be played with don’t you agree?”  Remus asked as he turned and wiggled his arse as he stepped back into his bedroom.

Severus grabbed the dildo and hurried after Remus.  The werewolf was going to be in big trouble if that was not an invitation.