|sweetmelodykiss (sweetmelodykiss) wrote in adventdrabbles,|
@ 2010-12-01 10:41:00
|Entry tags:||contributor: sweetmelodykiss, dec01, fandom: harry potter, prompt01, year: 2010|
Title: Kiss the Cat
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 256
Summary: Harry gets propositioned by a cat. Humour, crack.
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters herein. All are owned by J.K.R.
Written for adventdrabbles prompt #1: Mistletoe
"Kiss me. Kiss me and I'll fulfil all of your desires," the cat promised.
Harry raised an eyebrow at the black cat wearing the bobbing mistletoe beanie.
"I'm not kissing a cat," Harry huffed for the umpteenth time.
"Where is your sense of adventure?" the cat taunted. "I thought you wanted to find Prince Charming. If you kiss me, I'll turn into the man of your dreams."
Harry glared, but then did the unthinkable. He grabbed the cat and kissed it full on the mouth.
The cat purred loudly.
From the doorway a dark figure laughed and asked, "What in Merlin's name are you doing?"
Harry dropped the cat and spat, wiping the back of his hand across his mouth.
"Bloody Hell," Harry shouted, "I thought that was you!"
"Why in the world would you think that mangy feline was me?" Severus asked still laughing.
"The cat can talk."
"Of course the cat can talk, imbecile. It was a gift from George Weasley. What did you expect?"
Harry started laughing until tears rolled down his face.
Severus walked over and pulled Harry into his arms, doing a complete Scourgify on Harry's mouth before snogging him properly.
"Now that you've had the real thing, brat, maybe you can rethink this cat business."
"Absolutely," Harry grinned, "I'll send the mangy thing straight back to George.
The cat hissed its displeasure and promptly disappeared.
"Good riddance," Severus said with a smirk. "Mr. Potter already has his Prince Charming.
"Yes I do," Harry sighed contentedly and kissed his Prince again.