"None?" Edwin breathed a small laugh. "I don't think I could live like that. I like being in relationships. I don't need to be in relationships, but, well..." He shrugged. "I'm also one of those weirdos who's still on good terms with his exes, though. I know, scandalous."
He leaned forward as she showed off her tattoo, and hoped that it wasn't too awkward that he was getting close to her rear. "Oh, wow! That one should be your pride and joy. Gorgeous." Then he sat back again, making sure his shoulders were once again beneath the warm water. "I thought about getting a more tribal or geometric tattoo for a bit, but I seem to have a thing for things that are overly complicated. Remind me to show you my other tattoos, when I'm not wet and cold. I haven't figured out how I'm gonna get out of this thing yet. I guess I live here now."
He smiled down at the water when she didn't make fun of the whole gaming thing. She easily could have, which would have been a shame, but wouldn't have changed much past that. "You do any sports?" he wondered.