"Well we could do a Happy-slash-Merry Everything party," he replied thoughtfully. "Just roll up all the holidays we probably missed into one. We can call it New Thankzenmas. Eat turkey and stuffing, give out presents, then count off to midnight at the end of the might while we're sloshed. Maybe we could ask around and see what holidays from other countries people might want to throw in. Maybe do up some personal traditions and stuff."