"Jaywalking. Jaywalking. There aren't even cars here, Sheriff," Simms snapped. He'd been expecting something dumb to happen, but not this dumb. Owen's plan was a special level of stupid, one that had Simms gritting his teeth, but still complying. Just this once, he didn't mind being in the cell if he thought it got him points, but that didn't mean he didn't find this annoying as hell.
"You make one hell of a crooked cop, Owen. I'd be proud if this wasn't the dumbest fucking way to arrest someone I've ever seen," he grumbled as he offered up his other hand, not willing to try fighting with his broken fingers.