#5310ACO5 - 11:40PM [private to Experiment B] I'll admit I was fucking confused about some things most of the way through this day, but then it all became clearer. Do you ever wonder how the rest of these people deal without the cameras and messages? Wouldn't wanna be 'em.
First thing, Ms. Nurse had a suggestive dream. That's my guess anyway based on how she was squirming around and took off to the shower like someone lit her feet on fire soon as she woke up. Anyone else think she's got lips made for dick sucking?
Speaking of dicks, that Oliver dude's got a huge one. Nah, I didn't get to see it in person, more's the pity, but he jerked it in the shower for a while after destroying his computer and the camera he could see.
Then of course there's Kiley and Chase, everyone's favorite sweethearts. I'm not sure what I liked the best, that Chase finally discovered what his dick is for or when he told Kiley to quit touching him so he wouldn't blast off early. I'd pay for a front row seat the first time she goes down on him. They got it on in the bathtub too as the second part of a double feature.
We got a new dude today... anyone catch sight of that room yet? I mean what the fuck? It's got me wondering what the hell he's like if that's his ideal room, just saying.
Then these two idiots had a fight, and now we know they'd both be fucking useless in any kind of altercation. Marco's about 4'10" and Lennon's too much of a marshmallow to give anyone a beatdown. It was like watching two teenage girls.
Best job of making someone your bitch: Maddie. You'll get him if you really want him, but why would you? I admit it'd be fun to watch, and you know where I am if you want the sure thing.
Award for most crying fits in a day: Juno. You wanna talk about mood-swingy. She went from that to singing and trimming the runway. Someone should show her how to do the fancy shapes, you know?
I couldn't tell you who gets the award for the most wanking. I'm always a top contender, and then there was Jack, who jerked it for at least two hours-- that was fun to watch-- and Maddie. I would've been glad to help you along, love. Then there's Pam, who had the energy to open the ham wallet even after all that damn cleaning in her room. The things that public bathroom has seen. The new girl spread herself out on her bed and went to town, too. Is she even legal? I hope not cause that just makes it hotter.
On a related note: best use of jacuzzi jets goes to Juliet. I was hoping you were a natural redhead, alas.
Most mood swingy: again, I'm torn. There were a lot of contenders today. Evie, the chick who came to the party in her wedding dress, what the fuck? Tobias, Cecilia, Lennon, Juno. Oh, and Owen, who punched a hole in his wall. I always thought that only happened in the movies. I've been in a great mood myself despite getting up at arse o'clock this morning.
I didn't comment on everyone cause some people just weren't that interesting today. Went down to the party at eight, so anything that happened after that I missed. You can fill me in if you wanna. I brought lovely blonde Kate to my room a little after ten for some fun. She really liked having my piercing in her mouth. I wonder if she's gonna pretend she don't know me tomorrow? She seems like the kinda girl who doesn't give it out that easy.
Now my damn fingers are tired, so I'm gonna stop for the night.