Private to Edwin
Oh no, it'll be a group of photos. Maybe even some videos if I'm remembering right. You know I like sharing. ;-) Ta da, winky face.
I don't even know basic French other than to ask where the toilet is and a few standard curse words. You know, the real basics.
You know, for two whole seconds I was considering making a joke about you getting sucked into my asshole, and then I realized how horrible that would be for both of us. Do you get sucked into a parallel butt dimension or do you just end up wearing me around as an Oliver suit, like in Men in Black? It would be like one of those Shamalakadingdong twists where you get into me, but the one part you really wanted is gone forever. Real Shakerearian tragedy.