Private to Oliver
I'm just sitting here crying over the word "gaypreggers." We are really pretty, but it'll probably be creepy, like those robot babies.
[...] Of course you did. And were people around to laugh at you when you reached that obvious outcome?
Yeah, that's right. [...] You pick up languages really easily, don't you? Do you want to know the rest?
;-)
That might be true. Or maybe you're not giving yourself enough credit. Maybe you're just charming as hell.