Private to Edwin
That's not an "ouch" we're going to be exploring.
It gets everywhere, Edwin.
They're not really spiders, and they're not poisonous, despite popular belief. They bite, and it feels like getting jabbed with needles, but they don't really break the skin. They get this reputation for chasing people down, but really they just want to hang out in your shadow to cool off.
Nope. You're beautiful and you smell damn good too. Be right back, got to go sniff my pillow like a normal guy.