Jack - 9:15am
So....WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE ASKING FOR WEAPONS? What the hell is WRONG with you?? Shit isn't bad enough so let's just add some like fucking FIRE to this shindig? Who the hell were you gonna use it on? The assholes who put us here aren't exactly running the fuck around, so the only people you'll be aiming at are US. FUCK THAT. And FUCK YOU.
Pam, go kill your goddamn deer. Pictures of my kid aren't worth fucking over your chances to not have your actual pet here. You'd better fucking shoot it though.