i<3Fletcher: 9:06am
To whoever thought it was a good idea to take Emil from his nursery last night:
I'm not gonna get mad or hold it against you if you'll just return him to my doorstep in the next half hour. If you do that, I know it's probably totally out of character for me but I'm not going to say anything about him being taken, I'll just pretend that I misplaced him and we can forget this whole thing happened. If you don't bring him back in the next half hour, though, I'm going to have to formally call the police, and then it's going to end up becoming a whole thing, so you're better off just giving him back. Just leave him on the porch, you don't have to knock or anything, I don't need to know who you are.