I may have barely passed intro to psych in college because I was too busy imagining all the nasty things I wanted to do to the cute blonde three rows in front of me but I know a fucking Skinner box when I see one so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna borrow a page from some weird-ass Japanese cartoon I saw once on the internet and I'm gonna grow a dick. But not just any dick. I'm gonna grow myself a big, fat, majestic river monster of a cock and I'm gonna use it to fUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES THE SECOND I FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING CLOWN HOUSE YOU CALL AN EXPERIMENT