Private to Pam, 2:16 PM
Dude, I knew you would be the one that was just as pumped as I was. LIKE WHAT KIND OF DREAM WORLD AM I LIVING IN RIGHT NOW? The cruelest possible joke is that I'm in some kind of simulator like they do in the Divergent movies (god those movies sucked) and all of this is in my imagination.
I am so stupid into him. It's the worst idea ever. He's like a decade and a half older than me, we are forced to live together, and we still have no idea what this place does to people. But I mean, have you seen him, oh my god he's so cute I want to cry. Baby Jesus would cry over how adorable Erran is. And he's taller than me, which doesn't happen. I'm 5'10" and he swamps me, which makes me feel like a tiny beautiful princess. I just want to kiss his face all over. I've known him for five days and he's my actual favorite person in the world.which is fucking terrifying and why am I saying this where They can read itbut They haven't done anything too bad yetThey're going to know eventually anyway
I swear to god I'll get my feminist card and my sanity card back someday. Just not today.