Who: Clark and Justin Where: On Aim. In their respective rooms outside of chat box. When: Evening. What: Random Aim comversation. With talk of iceing, dead hamsters, tatoos, spatulas with spikes, sexual orientation and grinding in night clubs. Also contains what Justin thinks is the nicest rejection ever. Note: Long.
enhance: Hey man, found a couple tests for you. http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html and http://www.gay-test.com/ enhance: And don't make me wear a flowery dress to the triple wedding thing you're going to have justinxcase: ...Assless chaps then? enhance: You just want to see my ass. Did you ever find your icing I promised you? justinxcase: No...its supposed to be uniformed for all the guests. And I did, had to share it with Charlie. engance: ...You didn't lick it off him, did you? enhance: I mean, there's nothing wrong with that...but that icing tip was Lisa's. justnxcase: *Giggles* No..we squeezed some of it out and shared. Charlie has a girlfriend, I do not want a pyro coming after me. enhance: Oh. I'm still getting names right enhance: I took the tests man. I'm not all that gay enhance: Not that there's anything wrong with that justinxcase: I'll let my sister take the test. She'll probably end up being more gay then I am. lol enhance: ...Are you? enhance: I mean, I'll still be your bro and all. Just all that talk from that Nicholas guy justinxcase: I'm bi actually. What Nicholas guy? enhance: Er enhance: Carmichael dude enhance: I scored 26 on the first, 23 on the second. That doesn't leave this chat window enhance: But that's cool for you. You've got 100% more of a chance than a lot of people do justinxcase: Nah..that's math. I don't believe in math. And I think you mean Kyle. justinxcase: :P enhance Yeah, we're not that close, obviously. I just didn't know if I needed to knock some teeth out. Glad I read and it seemed like everyone was joking around justinxcase: Yeah it's all a big, random joke. Except for the stuff about me in an apron. :P enhance: Well, I figured you wore an apron a lot of the time. That wasn't surprising justinxcase: So..23 and 26. Not bad scores huh? enhance: There's probably not really a 'bad' score on something like that. It's a silly online quiz thing justinxcase: Though online quizes are a good way to pass the time. Be glad you're not studying for exams and things enhance: Well, yeah, but you folks get big meals so you have brain power. Extra work for me. Have everybody fail so we can start the all-cereal meals justinxcase: Have you been talking to that new guy? He mentioned something about all bran ceral or something. That's evil. :P enhance: Naah, I haven't enhance: He's not a student so he can fend for himself justinxcase: I kinda warned him that we'd form a lynch mob if he took away all the sugary stuff. enhance: That's kind of a hate crime, isn't it? Being mute and all justinxcase: Taking away all the sugar would be more of a hate crime lol enhance: Ouch man justinxcase: Yes yes..this kitten has claws. Or something like that :P enhance: lol....it's weird when you call yourself a kitten enhance: I mean...be a feral cat, at the least enhance: with rabies enhance: frothy mouth justinxcase: But...I want to be a kitten. They're cute. Have you been to the lolcats website? It's full of cute. enhance: Full of cute? Are you sure you're just bi? enhance: I'm kidding! enhance No, I like failblog. Or passiveaggressivenotes.com justinxcase: Ok..so maybe I like boys more sometimes. But those are funny. Not as cute as lol cats though. enhance: Did you....I mean, did I ever lead you on? Did you ever like me? justinxcase: ...Um would it matter? justinxcase: No, not really. As long as you're happy justinxcase: ...But I think my answer would make you unhappy though. Or at least feel weird. enhance: Its cool if you don't find me attractive man. I'm a dirty street rat. You probably like the cleaner types. It's cool. justinxcase: That would be the opposite of my answer really. enhance: You should write your own passivepassive note enhance: Well man. You made my night enhance: Nice to know someone finds me...found me...attractive or however that works justinxcase: Is that sarcasm? enhance: No, it's not justinxcase:Ok. But I'm sorry though. I can't control these crush impulses. So i'm sorry if it's weird that I liked you. justinxcase: You never lead me on or anything. enhance: You don't know how many times in my life I've been told I'm fucking ugly. Inside and out. It's nice to hear otherwise, if it's only me assuming justinxcase: Did you punch them? I'm sure you did. That's a bunch of crap enhance: Naah. I was young. It was my mom. Not that I'd want her to be attracted to me enhance: Dude, it's cool that you crush(ed?) on me. I can be kind of awesome...now. enhance: I'm kind of flattered. You're like someone off that Gossip Girl show and I'm someone from the gutter. So...yeah. Cool. justinxcase: Haha...My parents would hope not. All they ever do is party in that show and here I am elbow deep in homework! justinxcase:But it's crap what your mom said. You're not ugly. justinxcase: That's like the first thing I noticed. enhance: But let's keep that between us, ok? All of it. justinxcase:Of course. Nothing leaves this chat window. You can trust me. enhance: Maybe you just wanted a badboy. They call it 'slummin'' I think. But whatever. enhance: I'm not gonna stop being your friend, Justin. I promise. enhance: At least you never unzipped my pants when I was passed out. Had that happen once. Awkward whiskey dick. justinxcase:Not even when I pissed you off about the baking soda? I'd tell you what I actually need it for, but I promised Charlie not to spill :P justinxcase: And slummin would be kinda hard becuase I didn't think you were a badboy in the first place. enhance: I could tell you stories, but I won't. I'm not all that hardcore around my friends anymore. But if you need me to kick someone's ass, you tell me. enhance: And you...ok, you did, but that's because you were talking out in the open about it and that's where I WORK man. enhance: I couldn't be all 'durrrr help yourself to stealing shit from my job durrrr' justinxcase:Really? No stories? Not even if I asked really, really nicely? :P But I wouldn't ask you to beat up someone for me. justinxcase: Yeah...I get it. Sorry though, sometimes I don't think. But I did get a lot of baking soda from the store. heh heh enhance: Well good. Can you tell me what you're doing with it? justinxcase:It's nothing bad. justinxcase: Ok ok..don't tell anyone but bake sale. Charlie thought it'd be cool if we'd be mysterious enhance:It's not sexual is it? enhance: oh! OK enhance:Not if anything happens with me and Charlie while we're baking. justinxcase: :P enhance: Wait. So if anything happens during baking, it's not gay? enhance: You ll using the communal kitchen...right? And why are you trying to raise money? justinxcase:I think so...Charlie's the one with the plan. I'm his bitch. :P Local animal shelter. After the holidays you tend to get people giving away unwanted presents and things. Which is sad. enhance: Oh....you've already picked out your kitten, haven't you? justinxcase: We're going to be giving the money to the shelter. But no pets for me. They're cute...but I dropped my hamster once and it died. Total accident though but no more pets. enhance:Holy shit man. That's tragic justinxcase: Made a grave for it in Central Park and everything. Better then throwing it down the rubbish chute. enhance: Ouch. Well....that's good but sad. And I doubt you'd drop a kitten. And they land on their feet justinxcase:A kitten would be nice...but I dunno. Probably have no time to pay the requsite amout of attention to it. How about you? Had any pets? Sides those junkyard dogs? :P enhance: No pets of mine would rip a good pair of jeans. enhance: And no. We could barely afford to feed ourselves - dad and me. No money for pets justinxcase: Hey..wanna adopt a pet together? enhance: That would kind of make us a couple, wouldn't it? And you can do better than me. What if the pet has super powers? I don't want it to blow up on me enhance: A psychic cat that can...talk to people. It'd never shut up around me justinxcase:...That's silly. Cats don't have to be psychic to talk to people. :P And we don't have to be a couple to adopt a cat. You can make sure I don't drop it from a great height and I can take it whenever you're busy. justinxcase: But it's cool if you don't want to. I won't push lol enhance:I'm not a cat person, really enhance: And my stipend that I get paid....i'm kind of saving it. Piss pads and stuff aren't in the budget justinxcase: Oh..it's totally cool. I can talk Clair into adopting. Only she'd probably want to put a bonnet on the cat. What are you saving up for? enhance: Well, if it's a girl cat, a bonnet would be very...amish of her enhance: And...I dunno justinxcase: I don't think Clair would care if it was a boy cat or a girl cat. Just the colour of the bonnet :P enhance: Do they make boy bonnets? That's weird justinxcase: I think they do. For baby boys I guess. Blue ones. enhance: My first picture is me in a large potato chip bag. justinxcase: lol! enhance: You think that's funny? justinxcase:It must have been cute. enhance: No. It was a poor thing. March wasn't all that warm justinxcase: Oh...Sorry. I just thought...baby in a potato chip bag...is cute. justinxcase: Wow..my foot tastes really good. enhance:Taste like onion dip? That's what mine tasted like. First memory. enhance: Dude I'm fucking with you. My folks had enough sense to not put me in a chip bag justinxcase:...!!! enhance: You know if you were here, I'd be punching you in the shoulder right now, right? justinxcase: And I'd be sticking my tongue out at you. :P enhance: Tease justinxcase:Shit. I was prepared to go and beg for forgiveness for being an ass and everything enhance: I know, that was kind of low. I'll make you a deal. You're forgiven if you buy me a cupcake at your bakesale. enhance: ANd I can maked you the famous icing. If you liked it enough justinxcase: Sure you can! We'd need all the help we can get. Seeing that it's me and Charlie baking. We'll clean up afterwards though..so don't worry about that. enhance:Well, don't tell anyone I gave you two icing. Because it'd be turned into a bukkake thing and then people won't eat the food justinxcase: My lips are sealed. justinxcase: I think Charlie would say that he wouldn't matter if anyone ate anything, just that they part with their money enhance: I didn't mean your food. I meant the food that I made in the cafeteria enhance:Not a lot of folks want Clark jizz mixed in with their gumbo. enhance: Especially don't tell Kyle. I don't trust him justinxcase: ...Clark jizz? You gave me two icing? You're fucking with me again aren't you? enhance: No. Yes. I didn't come in your icing. But I don't want Charlie or Kyle to be all 'Clark gave us the icing so it's full of his jizz' type of shit. You just magically find it. Or get it donated from a bakery. That doesn't involve me enhance: Cool? justinxcase: Ahh..I get it. You don't want people knowing you're nice again. justinxcase: It's cool with me. enhance: No. I don't want people thinking I'm nice but perverted enhance: Nice is OK. Because the dick in me is kind of gone enhance:..............that came out wrong. enhance:........I said it wrong! justinxcase:Was it a kitchen accident? justinxcase: Lame attempt at a joke there. Sorry :P enhance: I once had a friend who got a tat of a muffin on her inner thight. enhance: thigh. enhance:Does that mean I should get a spatula up my back? justinxcase: Only if it was a tough looking spatula? justinxcase: But that would be kinda cool. Eveyone's getting gotic scripts and celtic stuff. And dragons. enhance: lol. a spatula with spikes? That's pretty hardcore justinxcase: It would. And not something the tattoo guy would be inking everyday. enhance:But it sounds kind of lame. I mean...a spiked spatula? justinxcase:Why not? You're one of those tough cook people. I've seen lamer tattoos really. enhance: Like what? And WHERE? justinxcase: One guy had a tiger on the back of his leg and the other one had a solar system on the back. Pluto and everything. Which was kinda weird. enhance: Do I dare ask where he had uranus? justinxcase:As in the planet or as in my anus? enhance: .......both? But was the planet on his anus? enhance: Did you see his anus? God! Sorry justinxcase: No. I only saw his back. justinxcase: Don't be sorry. enhance:So it wasn't to scale? justinxcase: I don't think so...I didn't ask really. Just saw it and thought it was weird. enhance: Why'd you see his back? enhance: I mean...a friend of yours? Go to a rave without me? justinxcase: Nah..I was at this club place on the Lower East and he just had his shirt off. It was colourful though. Maybe he's some science geek or something. enhance:Is the lower east side the 'dirty' part of town? Shirtless guys and stuff? enhance: ;) justinxcase: Not really, but there are a lot of clubs there. People kinda tend to take their shirt off in clubs. Lost a shirt there once lol. Long story. enhance: You took your shirt off? And lost it? Dude....you're a fucking rebel. enhance: No sarcasm justinxcase: lol enhance: I mean, why would you be shirtless? Were you on X or something? justinxcase: Someone took it off for me. enhance: YOu grinded all up on someone, didn't you? enhance: Snap! enhance:So you totally grinded on someone. enhance: Justin, you're filthy. justinxcase: It was a club. lol. Everyone was grinding up on everyone. enhance: But more specifically...YOU WERE. Wow, my mind....it's blow. enhance: You blew me. enhance:Doesn't leave this chatbox justinxcase: lol. It won't. justinxcase: But...I'm still a horny teenager if you take away the giggles and the stupidity. lol enhance: You had a one night stand. enhance: Nothing to be ashamed of. As long as you don't have lil Justin's walking around. Or...gestating. enhance: Thank God for paternity tests and condoms justinxcase:): I'm pretty sure I don't since we were both guys. justinxcase: But it wasn't a one night stand. Still pure and chaste as snow. Somewhat enhance: Gotcha. enhance: I had sex with a guy once. justinxcase: You did? enhance: Got to say, tightest hole ever. justinxcase: You've always struck me as straight...no offence enhance:Well, I didn't lick it, so it wasn't gay. enhance: We were drunk, he was horny, I was horny. I fucked him. We both got off enhance: So you only thought I was hot because I was straight and unattainable? enhance: Hole's a hole, man - sometimes. justinxcase: Ah...I see enhance: There was more slapping sounds than I expected. justinxcase:But no. I think you're hot becuase you are hot. Can't describe it really. enhance: I didn't rape him. He intiated. It was fun, definitely fun enhance: on both our parts. enhance: It's because I can cook, I bet. People are suckers for cooks. enhance: And I'm glad you don't fine me hot because I'm dirty, just to fuck with your parents justinxcase:It's becuase you're nice and you're funny and you're brave really. justinxcase: And I'm stopping before I fall into the realm of corny. justinxcase: :P enhance: I'm nice and funny. Don't know about brave. enhance: If you're trying to woo me, Justin, I'm flattered. But....not drunk enough you're a catch. I think you deserve better :P justinxcase: I think you are. I'd curl into a little ball if I had to go though what you did when you found out you had powers. justinxcase: Good that you're flattered at least. enhance: Don't worry about me. I'm a hard-born asshole. I can take it. And I'm glad you didn't. Glad you didn't. I hope no one else does. I...if Zener ever finds out who Stargate is...I could help take them down. justinxcase: Nice of you to offer. I'm sorta glad they didn't know about you and the enhancing powers bit. enhance: I'd probably kill myself before I attacked the school justinxcase: ...Kill yourself? enhance: Sure. I'd take my life before I helped attack the school. This is the best place ever. YOu think anywhere else would have taken in a dick like me? You can do a lot with shoelaces. Not that I'm about to go hanging myself. But I wouldn't let you get hurt. Or clair or Daniel or any of the people here. justinxcase: Thanks Clark. But I wouldn't let you kill yourself. enhance: That's...kind of up to me, wouldn't you say? Don't worry - there's no written 'I hate my mom' letter or anything. I'm...happy now. But...Zener's more important than I am. Especially now. Let's just drop the subject, ok? justinxcase: Fine we can drop the subject. justinxcase: That was a pretty good rickroll you did with the whole priest thing enhance: I don't understand any of that sentence. Which means I need to go to bed. justinxcase: Rickroll...you fooled everyone into thinking you had almost naked pictures of the priest. justinxcase: But yeah it's late. You should probably go to bed. enhance: Oh! enhance: You jumped topics! enhance: And I totally won the internet that day justinxcase: You did. It was totally funny. justinxcase: I like falling out of my chair in the mornings enhance: But yeah, I think I will. ...Did youw ant want to see Priesty and me naked in the shower? justinxcase: What kind of a question is that Hmm...that would be a totally private thing. enhance: Dude, he's a priest. A nice guy, sure. But not my type. Besides, I'm probably too old for him enhance: I think he's older then you? You're nineteen right? enhance: I was being a perverted altar boy joke enhance: OK! You and me - that's where this convo stays dude. Or no special icing for you enhance: Er, you know what I mean enhance: Thanks for trusting me with the whole....sexual orientation thing. justinxcase: Yes, I know what you mean. justinxcase: Sure Clark. justinxcase: Thanks for not freaking out when I told you I had a crush on you. enhance: No man, I'm flattered Sorry it was just a crush. If you ever need me to cook you and whatever awesome guy/girl you end up with dinner....I'll give you a break on the cost. justinxcase: I think I'll take you up on it. But full cost ok. Nothing less lol enhance: I can't do a sexy dance. And you'll pay what I tell you to. They'll be lucky, whoever they are. Night man. justinxcase: Do not put that image in my head I guess I should listen to the cook :P Have a goodnight Clark. Sweet dreams and all that jazz. enhance: I totally thought you wrote jizz and raised my eyebrows irl. Damn right you listen to me. I'll take good care of you. Take care.