Julian had the decency to look a little sheepish. Maybe he should've mentioned Tabitha instead. Her nuttiness at least wasn't completely off the rails.
"Oh, she acts cute and all. But serious jealousy issues. Who the hell tries to strangle a guy for, and I quote, 'oogling Bernadette too intently' during a Big Bang Theory marathon? And no, I wasn't oogling. I was just watching the damn show." Although now that he thinks about it, all of his exes have been blondes...
Once in his room, Julian kicks the door shut and puts the kitten down. It stares up at him for a few moments unimpressed, then proceeds to hide under the bed. From the looks of things, Julian has the run of the room to himself, with his things subsequently encroaching into the space that would've belonged to his non-existent roommate. Most of it's clothes, books. There are a lot of legal books. He flops back onto his bed, and gestures about magnanimously. "Make yourself at home."