"Another scarring moment brought to you by advanced polymorphing," he shot back about the long tongue. "Put that away before you hurt yourself."
He rolled his eyes at Wally's stripper comment. "You really know how to charm the ladies," he scoffed. "What do you follow that up with? 'I know I have a twenty here somewhere?'"
It didn't take Adam long to decide. "Statler," he replied. "He had the better nose. Which would make you Waldorf."