OOC: Neither am I
"All right, but I'm not turning my head and coughing," he countered. "And if you get too close, I'm turning you green. Sickly snot green. Permanently."
He chuckled at Tabby's reaction, which turned into to a snort as Wally took on his female form. "See, that would help, but the effect is ruined when you talk and remind us all you're still in there."
Adam personally thought that Mina never aged because Wally enjoyed, especially on a subconscious level, being a hot girl. Since his mutation was completely dependent on his desire for a shape, as far as he could tell.
Not that Wally had volunteered for anything beyond the most basic of examinations. Adam wasn't going to push, but he was vastly curious about the drama teacher's capabilities.
"Actually, Wally can turn into almost anything he wants," he corrected Tabby. "He's a polymorph." He chuckled as he settled down on the sofa. "And I have the rather unglamorous power of color manipulation. It's great for indexing, color coding, parties and bar mitzvahs though."