"Ah'm jus' sayin', that shit ain't. Yor prolly one of them..." Sam belched and motioned the bartender for more beer.
"... one of them bicennen... bicy... bisexuals." He snorted. "He ain't gonna see me makin' out. Ah don't need to put on no show." Sam gazed at his brother thoughtfully and proclaimed, "You're drunker than shit, boy."