"Surely Monet St. Croix, you should give a tip or two about appearing graceful after a girl's night out," Ororo commented with as little boredom as possible while she opened what should be a 'dogfood' cupboard, dedicated especially to the canine in the house. There she found a pack of bacons, "If all the granola bars in the house are yours then consider it possibly stolen, if not kept protectively in some boy's room."
Time to heat the pan.
With the problem of a suffocating Jubilee out, Ororo turned to Jean, "Perhaps conditioner would do wonders in decrowning."