Josh couldn't help but grin at the same almost sheepish look on Kurt's face that Faith also got when talking about Kurt. It was too cute. "Lumiere was a man who'd been turned into a candelabra by the Beast's curse. So he had a gold face and body with candlesticks for hands and hair. Ah well, maybe next year."
He shook his head, his grin dipping at the memory of Kurt being rushed into the infirmary soaking and half dead. "No, no more unplanned trips to the pool. That's a place that you should want to go to and not just wind up there."
After a moment of silence, he shook his head and gave Kurt a bright smile. "But enough of that. We're here to eat and dance and... well. Eat. I can't dance. I look like a rabbit with food poisoning about to give birth to mutant monkeys if I try to dance. Is Faith going to be here soon? This place is quite dark with lots of convenient corners...." Josh waggled his eyebrows salaciously with a broad smile.