Last I knew I was talking to a tree, and then I'm here, where there's barely any trees. Usually if I go that far that quickly, I did it to myself, but that doesn't seem to be what happened and I'm confused and I was a little angry but then a nice man showed me how to communicate with this and gave me something to drink so now it's mostly confused.
I'm Keyleth, and I'm going to make more trees because I'm feeling the opposite of claustrophobic.