I woke up starving so I hit up the Moonlite All-Night Diner, next to the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex, and I noticed they had a Help Wanted sign up.
Long story short I guess now I'm a waiter. Mostly a coffee refiller and pie delivery guy. It's a weird place. And I think the other waitresses are part plant. They're pretty sure I won't start growing branches.