My grampa can suck a dick okay. I will kick a thousand swans. But not live ones. Because they did nothing. And they mate for life, and that's the fucking goal okay. Can you imagine that? One person who never leaves you? Who you know will just put up with all your shit? Who you'll never need to worry will find someone else or fall out of love with you because it's forever. Yeah man, fuck Zeus, but swans are awesome.