That would be GREAT! A real nice fella offered me a Barbie, and he didn't even want anything for it! Usually when guys give you stuff they just want hummers! And then you have to be like sorry I have a boyfriend, and then they're like well then why did you lead me on? and you're like uh well I didn't, and then they start calling you names and they go on reddit to complain about Chads and you have to find a new route home.
Anyway! I need to find somewhere to sleep tonight, so I guess... OH, do you wanna help?! We could be twins in person—oh my gosh! It'll be so neato!!