You can rest assured that I've never been more serious about anything in my life. The story behind it is perhaps best left to a discussion in-person, however.
They don't seem terribly concerned about open displays of magic here, but I understand the hesitation. I'll see if I can track down somewhere suitable.
I've a few enchantments that can handle most basic tasks. I haven't had a house elf since I was a child. He - Another long story, and not an attempt at seeming mysterious, I assure you.