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𝕘𝕨𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕪 (
gwendolynstacy
) wrote in
wtnvgame
,
@
2021
-
05
-
16
20:22:00
ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇꜱ | gwenom
#textmessages
I HAVE CRUSHED THE CANDY!
WHY DO I NOT GET CANDY FROM THIS MACHINE.
eddie says you are at a party.
why are we not at this party also?
Venom
It’s virtual candy V - but good job! I can bring some home later!
It’s...
sort of
a party?
It's speed dating.
gwen
cotton candy.
and gum.
what is speed dating.
Venom
You are going to rot those pearly whites of yours! But ok.
And well... it’s when a bunch of single people get to talk one-on-one with everyone else in a short period of time to see if you have any chemistry.
And then if you do that could lead to dates and things.
gwen
you want to go on dates with other people?
you should not.
who are you dating?
Venom
Well, I don’t
not
want to go on dates?
I can’t just become an old spinster, V - which, that means something a lot different than being an old spider-person.
Technically I haven’t dated anyone. In a while. Because of the whole.... lizard thing. Or clone thing. Or multidimensional thing.
gwen
you have not mated with any of these speed daters.
but not because of the alien thing.
why not just go out with eddie.
Venom
OMG NO! No mating! I’m not like that at all.
And not because of the alien—
Wait what??
...does Eddie know you’re texting me?
Did he put you up to this? Is he int
gwen
DO NOT TELL EDDIE
I AM CRUSHING CANDY.
he is eating ice cream. i am crushing candy if i do not steal his ice cream.
Venom
I WON’T SAY A WORD! I promise!
....
Has he— you know, mentioned the idea of us dating??
gwen
he does not need to mention anything.
we are one. i know his thoughts.
all of his thoughts.
Venom
...
gwen
do you want to know his thoughts.
Venom
I mean,
I do
but I think that’s a conversation I should have with Eddie himself.
When the time is right.
...
I’m heading home though!
gwen
when is the right time?
is midnight the right time?
he is going to have stomach ache but i can take that away if midnight is the right time.
Venom
I think after that fire monster that taking away his stomach ache would be a nice gesture, regardless, V?
But I don’t know if—
....is he eating ice cream because he feels sad?
gwen
i did not know the fire monster would hurt eddie's stomach.
he is maudlin.
it is the word he used when i asked why he was sad.
like when he used to think about anne
Venom
Awww I know V, but you chomped so quick!
And oh...
Okay
. Definitely be on stomach duty then.
I might test the waters a bit.
At the very least partake in the ice cream eating and gushy movie.
gwen
YES
MOVIES AND ICE CREAM
his stomach will be fine and there will be no excuse.
:3
Venom
Wayyyy better than speed dating!
And V, you can be my wingman anytime.
gwen
I COULD HAVE WINGS.
but i can jump very high.
Venom
Yes, you can.
But no it’s...
V that was a Top Gun quote.
When Iceman finally warms up to Maverick and tells him—
You know what, I know what movie we’re watching after whatever Eddie’s is.
gwen
yeeeeees
movie night.
Venom
I got your gum and cotton candy.
And a certain treat made from cacao beans.
And I’ll be home in a jiff!
gwen
we will wait
and let eddie be surprised.
Venom
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