KOROS
Your Dad is a little weird family is wonderful! But, you know, all that attention has to at least count for something? I know it's not the exact outcome you want but there have to be some potential sparks that popped up from it all?
They do seem really distracted... I mean, phones and laptops are nice and all but I don't need to live on one like some mortals do. Maybe Night Vale will lose power someday and then they'll all be forced to spend time talking face to face!