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๐๐๐ถ๐ธ๐ ๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐ถ๐ (
fuckinginlaws
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2021
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05
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16:39:00
แดแดxแด แดแด๊ฑ๊ฑแดษขแด๊ฑ | grace ยป daniel [backdated May 6th]
are you inviting me to an orgy?
Wanna get smashed and watch other people smash each other?
grace
...
Are you inviting me an orgy?
daniel
What? No.
I meant Fight Night.
grace
Oh. Different smash.
You're not going Bride of Chucky out there, right?
daniel
Would you have said yes to that kind of smashing??
And no. Not this time. No.
grace
No. Most definitely not.
Orgies are messy.
Not this time? So you're sizing up the competition?
daniel
Good to know.
And possibly. Iโve been taking pointers from Hannibal.
And heโs fighting tomorrow.
grace
The security guy?
I mean, fair.
Sure, fine. Why not. There's alcohol and idiots.
daniel
Yeah, big dude.
Itโll be fun! Itโs not outdoors like the movie Gladiator but, yโknow, beggars/choosers.
grace
Pretty sure he could throw you through a window, but fair.
If it was outside like the movie Gladiator it'd be a no.
I don't really need more 'above the peasants' vibes than I give off.
daniel
He absolutely could. But then I would have to stab him with an envelope opener.
So what youโre saying with that is tomorrow youโre going to dress down?
Like jeans and a hoodie?
grace
...
I guess that means I'm going shopping today.
Do we have Amazon Prime here?
daniel
Iโm not sure honestly. Itโs probably a droid that delivers.
Also pick a decent hoodie so I can steal it later.
grace
Why wouldn't I just get two so you can have one of your own?
Because what we really need is more droids.
Whatever. I'd take a droid over actual human people in a store.
daniel
Donโt say that too much.
Night Vale might give you a droid to follow you around constantly.
grace
Like a butler that isn't trying to murder someone?
Or like a butler who is trying to murder someone?
daniel
I mean.... I think there are robotic laws against murder.
Though this would be the place where those are just complete horse shit.
grace
I've seen Terminator. I don't think all the robots follow those rules.
I'd still take a murder bot over a store clerk.
daniel
Oh so Terminator youโve seen.
And no, with your luck youโd end up with a depressed robot like Wall-E.
grace
I wasn't under a rock my whole life.
But I don't know who Wall-E is.
But it sounds like I'd appreciate it better.
daniel
God sometimes I feel like I need to strap you down Clockwork Orange style and just make you consume years worth of pop culture.
grace
...
Is that the one with the secretary?
daniel
That's it.
I'm buying the eye things off Night Vale eBay right now.
grace
This seems a bit too torture vibe.
I didn't peg you for the torture type.
daniel
Desperate times call for desperate measures, Daniel.
grace
Excuses, excuses.
That's a slippery slope.
daniel
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