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ʙʀᴜᴄᴇ ᴡᴀʏɴᴇ (
cowled
) wrote in
wtnvgame
,
@
2021
-
04
-
26
17:36:00
» text messages | pamela isley → bruce wayne
#textmessages
I hear you're in the business of handing out money?
PAMELA ISLEY
Within reason.
I hear you haven't murdered anyone lately.
BRUCE WAYNE
I haven't.
And maybe
just maybe
I won't have to rob your bank either.
PAMELA ISLEY
It might be interesting.
But then I'd need to cancel plans.
Maybe next month.
What are you looking for anyway?
BRUCE WAYNE
I want to exploit a legal gray area and sell certain plants and plant products that Ronald Reagan was really mad about
PAMELA ISLEY
Given where we are
Sure. Why not.
Legal gray area is probably the most to ask.
BRUCE WAYNE
and it will benefit the community
people do need to chill the fuck out
PAMELA ISLEY
That's probably true.
Unless you go full blown psychedelic sometime soon.
BRUCE WAYNE
I mean
mushrooms never hurt anybody
PAMELA ISLEY
Point.
Although try making it when Joker is around.
Fairly certain he's inhaling every chemical and some mushrooms.
BRUCE WAYNE
The Joker is toxic waste and you should finish what you started with him one of these days
PAMELA ISLEY
Frustratingly fair on that one.
How much do you need/want?
I'll send you an electronic contract and cut out the tree murder.
BRUCE WAYNE
I could probably set it all up with 10k
And I'll cut you a discount
PAMELA ISLEY
Okay.
Gotham discount on finance, frozen interest and lower APR.
For a friend.
BRUCE WAYNE
I like you better when you're behind a desk
PAMELA ISLEY
I've heard that before.
I like you better not poisoning people.
BRUCE WAYNE
you have to admit
some people deserve it
PAMELA ISLEY
They do.
But you do get a little carried away at times.
BRUCE WAYNE
So do you
regardless of what side of the law either of us pretend to be on
anyone can go too far
PAMELA ISLEY
A reasonable assessment.
There doesn't really seem to be a burning need for either of our pet projects at the moment.
BRUCE WAYNE
do you miss it?
PAMELA ISLEY
Having my internal organs bruised on a nightly basis?
Not especially.
BRUCE WAYNE
Why do you do it? Back home, I mean.
PAMELA ISLEY
You've seen Gotham, right?
There's really only so much you can reasonably ignore.
BRUCE WAYNE
that can't be all it is
PAMELA ISLEY
Maybe I'm just enough of a masochist.
BRUCE WAYNE
you do seem to want to punish yourself
PAMELA ISLEY
I thought Harley was the shrink.
BRUCE WAYNE
she is.
but you probably trust me more than her
PAMELA ISLEY
That's a fair assessment.
She's clinically insane.
You just really seem to dedicate your life to this activism in an extreme some times out of proportion way.
BRUCE WAYNE
we're alike in that way, you and I
PAMELA ISLEY
Probably more alike than we'd think at times.
BRUCE WAYNE
Maybe that's the reason I've never killed you
PAMELA ISLEY
Your toxins have been becoming less deadly and more irritating as of late.
BRUCE WAYNE
I still want to get under your skin
PAMELA ISLEY
Hopefully just less literally.
BRUCE WAYNE
metaphorically
PAMELA ISLEY
I suppose it keeps life interesting.
BRUCE WAYNE
does being out of Gotham make
[...]
I don’t know
make things seem different?
the reminder that not everywhere is like where we’re from
PAMELA ISLEY
It does.
The fact that not every other person is a raving lunatic really hits you.
Less bleak. I guess.
BRUCE WAYNE
it's nice in some ways
PAMELA ISLEY
Some ways.
Some times.
BRUCE WAYNE
all we can do is make the best of it
PAMELA ISLEY
By getting high.
Legally.
BRUCE WAYNE
you got any better ideas?
PAMELA ISLEY
Actually, not really.
To be fair, I wasn't actually saying it's a bad thing.
BRUCE WAYNE
fair enough
I'll drop off a little "surprise" in the mail
PAMELA ISLEY
I'm really glad I know this isn't going to be a letter bomb.
And that I won't have to explain that to Alfred.
BRUCE WAYNE
I don't think Alfred would approve
PAMELA ISLEY
I know he wouldn't.
What he doesn't know can't get me that long suffering sigh.
BRUCE WAYNE
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