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𝒹𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓂𝒶𝓈 (
ledomas
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wtnvgame
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2021
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04
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19
21:09:00
» text messages | daniel le domas → grace le domas
Did you me
How do you feel ab
Would you like
I'm burning the couch. That fucking ghost is at it again.
Nothing to worry about.
DANIEL
HAHAHA HA
A romantic fire.
Nice.
Do you have marshmallows at least?
[...]
I swear to god if you ask what for I’m gonna throw all your shirts on the fire.
GRACE
Romantic?
I have seen movies. Although I have never really seen why people want bubbling marshmallows.
Pretty sure that shit just burns your mouth.
Isn't popcorn just better?
DANIEL
....alright you redeemed yourself with popcorn.
Chocolate drizzle, though.
Non-negotiable.
Also I’m definitely not walking in that door until you’ve showered.
Not falling for that slime hug again.
GRACE
Doesn't that make everything sticky?
Does chocolate sauce do? I have no idea what the fuck chocolate drizzle is.
Am I meant to melt fucking chocolate bars?
I've showered four times. I'm still finding slime. But most of it is gone.
DANIEL
Okay but chocolate is meant to be licked off.
Slime isn’t.
I mean.... if you’ve got the time?
Fucking commit, Daniel!
👻
GRACE
You can't jus
I'm not convinced I don't still have slime embedded in my skin.
I really don't want to ingest more of that than I need to.
It's bad enough that the fucker hits me mid-sentence.
DANIEL
You fucker, you’re just going to skate right over tha
Don’t worry, I will 100% let you know if you start glowing in the dark from ghost slime.
Honestly a bath might do you better?
Lots of soap.
We’re talking full on bubble action.
GRACE
I hate baths.
I get bored.
Like what do you even do in a bath?
It's like being person soup.
DANIEL
Okay so
that’s a way
to look at it.
You can tell me, in detail, the full picture of this particular sliming.
While you soak.
I promise not to Addams Family Values you.
GRACE
I'm pretty sure, at this point, the little shit is just doing it to be a fucker.
We've had 'the Talk' with him. And that was dumb.
I don't know what that means.
You need to stop pop culturing me.
DANIEL
I swear I’m not laughing.
There’s just something in my eye.
And I have allergies.
Of course you don’t.
Well I’m not telling you, you have to watch the movie.
I mean,
the baby had a mustache
.
Stop? Oh no.
I’m gonna pop culture you so hard.
GRACE
You type these things. And I read them.
And I swear it's like I stop understanding English for fifty seconds.
DANIEL
How’re those uppity rich boy English classes treating you now?
GRACE
I’m pretty sure I’m having a stroke.
DANIEL
....is that like a euphemism or should I call an ambulance?
GRACE
I’m honestly not sure.
I’ll let you know when my brain stops eating itself.
DANIEL
I mean I could dial back the flirting if it’s making you uncomfortable, Daniel.
But that doesn’t get you out of popcorn and chocolate.
GRACE
I'm still trying to work out why though.
In a huge general way.
Like I know why I did it, but there's no one to
DANIEL
I'm super curious to this conclusion.
But do you have to ruin a potentially good,
definitely fun
, thing with overthinking?
GRACE
Yes. I ruin everything, it's literally what I do.
Although I've never been accused of overthinking. So that's a first.
DANIEL
Well stop that.
It’s really frustrating.
Let me aggressively flirt with you, dammit.
GRACE
Fine.
Okay.
Not that I understand why.
But you do you. Or whatever.
DANIEL
When you say shit like that it makes me want to punch you in the face.
Or shake you like a baby.
I told Batman I’d do it.
GRACE
You'd not be surprised how common that reaction is.
I mean, you saw how prepared my wife was to kill me.
DANIEL
Do you often dance around women who show interest?
And I don’t mean dance in the fun way.
And I fully did kill her
Ex-wife. Dead wife.
Whatever.
GRACE
I used to do what I could to put them off.
Which actually led to the drinking problem.
Drunks aren't everyone's cup of tea.
DANIEL
New dimension, new life - less sacrifice.
[...]
You’re more than just a drunk, you know.
GRACE
You know I'm deeply uncomfortable with you complimenting me.
DANIEL
I’m gonna shout it from the top of the hotel.
GRACE
Did Alex ever
You're an odd duck, Grace.
DANIEL
You love me, admit it.
GRACE
Isn't that the
Never said odd was bad.
DANIEL
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