"The map?" Remus growled at the memory of that blasted thing. He had hoped that over time either the bloody thing would disappear or Sirius would forget about it. Neither had happened of course.
"You do know that I will not make love at a party in the home of someone I do not even know." He knew that saying this implicated that he would go to the party but he did not mind, going to that party was one thing, but having sex there was an other and it was NOT going to happen! Going over what he just said he quickly added, "or at a party at the house of someone I do know." Better be safe then sorry when it came to Siri and that horrid map of his.
He took a deep breath and gave in. "Anything you wear will be perfect, love." He might have lost this fight but he had a bigger one to fight, his mate's fascination with having sex at as many places as he could think off and then adding those places with details on a map. One day he would find that thing and make it disappear, he had been a DADA professor, he should be able to defeat a piece of incriminating parchment.