"I'm from the year 2000," she answered hesitantly, deciding this was definitely a weird, alcohol-induced dream. She would have made a mental note to throw out whatever bottle of liquor it was that had done this, but she decided it was good stuff. She thought she should buy a lot more of it once she woke up.
"You'll have to forgive me if I seem a little slow, Paul. I'm afraid this is very strange to me. I've never... time traveled before."