ยป Maybe send him to a retirement home near Chernobyl. ยป At the very least the indigestion might bother him.
ยป I don't know. I don't have hobbies. ยป I work exceptionally long hours and do very boring things that don't involve people screaming in my very sensitive ears. ยป Pottery. Figure skating. Calligraphy. Podcasting. Knitting. Get a loom. Surfing. Carpentry. ยป Google hobbies that normal people have.