"Do I seem like the kinda guy with a silky voice and sweet eyes?" he scoffed. "Trust me, Rach, I'm about as far from a player as they get." He shook his head with a roll of his eyes, then looked at her a little bit more worriedly. "Actually, uh... so, don't tell anyone--- seriously--- but I haven't been with somebody in a really long time. Like... the last time didn't end so well for me, and it was over ten years ago. The chick was using me to get back at her ex-boyfriend... it was kinda ugly. This is my first attempt at a successful date. And I'm crazy about her. I'm terrified that I'm gonna screw this up by being a spaz or doing something wrong."