Miles Bletchley (mileage) wrote in wizard_journal, @ 2015-08-04 10:22:00 |
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Entry tags: | miles bletchley, oliver wood |
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Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
Always great.
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A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
James Bond.
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Something that never fails to make you horny:
Someone who is a good fucking kisser.
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Where is one place you would never have sex:
Um, the sewer.
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The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
I dunno. Back when I was a newb and some little birdie was crawling all over me and we finally got clothes off and I fucking exploded in her hand. Not cool.
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Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Being owned. There's more to it, but it's hard to explain. (So taking this answer)
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What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
Clothes. Almost everything can be tied.
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What is the fastest way to make you horny:
A kiss that blows my mind.
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Top or bottom?
Switch.
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We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
We were about to fuck, but then I was too drunk and couldn't get it up. (Ouch)
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Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
I can do more, but once is enough to get nice and relaxed. I won't say no to a second round after.
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Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
No, not really.
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Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
No weird ones.
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Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
It feels great. I don't like giving it as much as receiving it, but I'm damn good at it.
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Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Someone beat the shit out of me while fucking me.
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Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
No, other than on someone's mouth.
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Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
I rarely use them, but spells work.
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Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?Remy LeBeau Constantine. I didn't say Stubby, cause I didn't take music classes.
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A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
Bring it on. I love desserts and syrups, and whipped cream. It saves time on doing dishes.
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How big is too big:
I actually like them big. If I want someone to fuck me, I want to feel it.
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One sexual thing you would never do:
Scat. Why would anyone want to play with that stuff?
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Biggest turn on:
Eyes. I love this certain look that can't even be described here, but more than just lust.
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Three spots that drive you insane:
My hair, the area between my belly button and pubes, my neck
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Worst possible time to get horny:
In class.
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Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
They better.
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Worst sexual idea you ever had:
I don't have bad ideas.
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How much fapping is too much fapping:
I suppose if you locked yourself up and fapped all day, that is way too much. Go get the real thing. No, I've never fapped all day either.
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Best sexual complement you ever got:
Lots of complements, but the best ones aren't about the sex.
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Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
Landing strip.
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Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
Not really. Leaves you tense and unsatisfied.
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Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
start pulling my clothes off
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What your favorite part of your body:
My chest
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Favorite foreplay activities:
Kissing. It's an art.
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Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
Love > Sex, I wouldn't have said that a few months ago.
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What do you wear to bed?
Usually nothing.
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When was the first time you masturbated:
Young.
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Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Yes.
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Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
A couple days.
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Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Yes.
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Have/would you ever had a threesome?
Yes.
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What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
I don't think my hand is random.
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Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
Really? Yes.
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Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
Done that. Their toilets are tiny, and it's all about position.
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What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
It depends on my mood. I love something that has lots of energy and power.
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What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
How does something nonsexual make you horny? The wind maybe.
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Most attractive celebrity?
I don't follow celebs. Probably Stubby. :D
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Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
Yes. Doesn't everyone?
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If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
I don't even understand the question. If it was someone else's kid born at the same time I was fucking my bf, then about 10 minutes.
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Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
Nope.
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What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Um, huge amazon women that are a foot taller and could beat the shit out of me, and drag me off to a cave.
51
Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
No.
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Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Sometimes
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How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
Fucking sexy
54
How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Done it.
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Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Steak. Tastes great but it's just not sexual. Right up there with mash, and soups. Salad doesn't really work either.
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Is there anything you do on this questionnaire that you would not like your significant other to see?
He knows nearly all of it.
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Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Yes. We have a drawer of dildo's, ties, cuffs, etc. There's probably edible underwear, and flavored oils in there.
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Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your phone for a day?
Sure.
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Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Yes. Why would anyone ask that?
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Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Porn star.
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Do you watch porn?
Yes.
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How small is too small?
Micropenis. Just saying.
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Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Nope.
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Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Oliver. Always does.
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Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
I could.
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Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
Yes, am right now.
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Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
I could, but ew. I will say guys are different, so this mostly applies to women.
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If you could give yourself head, would you?
I don't bend that way.
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Booty or Boobs?
Booty.
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If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
I do have a penis. I don't name it.
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Have you ever been on an official date?
I like official dates.
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Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
Yes. I was in love with someone else, and he is my current.
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If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
I think I'd change my name to just a symbol, like the stupid muggle did.
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"This isn't what I expected." Whatever the question was, I'll stick with it.