"If it makes you feel any better you can tell them that you snuck out to snog me. I can take the heat. I've been to McGonall's office so many times and listened to so many lectures that I think I've memorized every stitch on her hat. Remember, even before she was Headmistress I spent a lot of time in there for dress code infractions. And we'll know it isn't true and that's good enough."