Team Knope
"Jeanette!! Hey! Awesome, you can help us." Now they would really be an awesome group of unbeatable...ness. For a flicker of a moment Andy wished he had his ninjas, but then remembered, kids shouldn't be fighting real demons, and he wouldn't want anything bad to happen to his little buddies. They hadn't completed their ninja training yet anyways.
Andy debated staying next or behind Leslie like he usually did for things -- they said he was too tall to ever see anything, but he was also arguably strongest save for Jeanette (sorry Ben, even though he had broke his nose once). So he would play the Tank. Heehehe, he always wanted to be the Tank.
"Bam!Schwapp!" The monsters had no idea what they were in for. All Andy did as a kid was play sports and wrestle with his brothers. He could swing a mad bat, and the sound effects, while not necessary, definitely sounded cooler with them. Sending one demon dreadfully unconscious with a concussion, he glanced back at them with Ben's suggestion. "Yeah c'mon, they're only going to try and push us back farther from the waypoint--I mean the target--I mean the uh, the portal!"
For terminology sake it was unhelpful he saw this as a real life video game. For life and death purposes, most likely helpful.