Team Knope
"Yeah, creepy," Donna said, eying Jeanette up and down. The chick screamed 'crazy in a scary way,' and she wasn't about to let her skulk around behind them without adding any support. "Ass, gas, or grass. No free shows tonight."
She'd been just about to shove Leslie out of the way and start slicing at the demon that was charging her when she noticed that her gut feeling was completely right - girl could swing a bat just fine. Cool. Turning to her right, she took a slice at a demon that was crawling on all fours, trying to make it around the human barrier they'd made. Uh uh. She hadn't signed up for any of this The Ring bullshit. After her first slice rendered it immobile, she brought the sword over her head and down with all the force she could muster, satisfactorily slicing it in half. Well, damn - she still had it.
"Yeah, they do. Which is why you need to stay behind me." God, why did no one listen to her when she was spilling truth? "Ben, my boy. Try to carry your weight, please. Creepy, take the back flank. If you start nibbling, I start swinging, got it?" She said, not bothering to stop fighting as she barked orders. This was a delicate situation.