Team Knope
As far as Leslie and Andy's explanations on this place had been enlightening, they didn't actually cover everything and Ben was quickly starting to realise that there was a whole lot more worse things in this place than first assumed.
"You really think there aren't going to be unplanned pee breaks when we go out there?" The idea that they were in fact going out there was ridiculous, but the thought of staying in here was just as terrifying really. So, gearing up with whatever was close at hand to hopefully hit with, and Ben was not looking forward to attempting to hit anything at all, evil or not.
But the important thing had to be sticking together, even if Leslie had some crazy mark on her hand that had absolutely never been there before and shouldn't be there now and no one was explaining other than it might, maybe, somehow be connected to portals that may or may not be dimensional rips to hell universes that were spitting out demons.
Even as Andy ran off to, presumably use the loo in this dump, Ben just rolled his eyes. "Worst vacation ever."