Jeanette & Hook
"With the amount of smooching people are doing, I don't think so, nope." Hormonal idiots all of them. Not that Jeanette could blame them really. Some of the residents were super yummy, in more than one way. "Maybe a kissing booth later, see how that true sorta loving can help."
Ha, it was funny. True love. Jeanette really didn't believe in such things. Unless it was a delicious pair of Jimmy Choos. That was true love.
"Not the sort of thing people expect from pirates I suppose," Jeanette made a point of turning a little to the left, almost feeling the warm air of something breathing over to their right, no point in running, wasn't that like ringing the dinner bell? Oh, dinner. Jeanette pouted slightly. "Vampires and pirates, not really the heroes of any story, are they." Which was mean, because she could totally be a good guy. Provided the good guys got to nibble a little on the not-so-good guys.