"It's a real shame Varric's book about me hasn't suddenly appeared here," Hawke said with a laugh. He sat down on the edge of a table and gently flipped Koromaru onto his back so he could rub his belly. Every good dog deserved belly rubs. "Then you could read all about my adventures and the reason I might be responsible for it."
He was a little tired of telling the story, honestly, but the truth was a little more complicated. No one cared about the truth though.
"My life has been very strange and complex. Here, I'm a simple mage and bartender. Occasionally bouncer. And dog lover. Actually, I'm a Dog Lord to other people in my home. It's a great title." Hawke grinned and made a silly face at Koromaru.