"The only way I see that being at all any worse would be if he actually just straight up stabbed you." Probably hurt less, and be less trouble. God, some people just had the worst possible luck. "I really hope you kicked his face, or set his hair on fire at least."
She at least got to yell at Neal and slap him. Which wasn't really a help but it made her feel a little better at the time.
"Okay, so a wing-man is like that friend that tells you when a hot chick, or a hot guy, are checking you out, or if you need a sort of safety zone along, so you don't come off as too forward. Bro-sharing is basically just you telling me all about your epic sexcapade over some beer and chips." Emma hadn't been anyone's 'bro', although she was sure what she and Killian did might qualify, what with the drinking and potential over-share sometimes. "We'll get you some proper books, like actual useful ones. Urban dictionary, maybe some pop-culture introductions."