"The beginning usually works best." Jeanette had the fabulous habit of just showing up places. At least this time she'd shown up with a plan, a plan of attack. Well, not attack, people didn't like getting attacked, she wouldn't attack anyone.
Yet.
But no, the Sheriff Station was where the Sheriff's were. And she wanted to make sure that she could coax the little busy worker bees to her party. Her not-a-frown-in-sight party, which needed a better name. What did you name parties that weren't for an occasion? Orgy? Wait no, different thing.
Anyway; she'd wanted to make sure Mr Sexy and Ms Blondie could come along, and bring their friends, because the poor little lambs worked oh so hard and did oh so much and she wanted booty's grinding on her dance floor. And they were two booty's that deserved a grind.
Instead, there was Mr Skinny and Awkward sitting there and hey! New booty. "But I do like the endings most."