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Yes, I am sending you a great bloody fruit cake.  Don't be so sad, it's been liberally soaked in brandy.

No, this is not your actual gift.  You'll get those tonight at the "selective-family-party".

Cheers,
Orsino

(Attached to all is this fruitcake.)


(To Herman's is attached the following addition, and these dog biscuits:)

Here's something for Yoshi, as well.  I don't think it'd be a good idea to feed him the cake, mate.  These are the weirdest dog treats I've ever seen anywhere.

Leigh,

Happy Christmas.  As always, thanks for the hard work you put into making sure the lot of us don't wind up lost, maimed, sued, arrested, or otherwise in trouble. 

- Orsino

(Attached is a certificate for 300 Galleons for use at Juturna Day Spa, and a certificate for 100 Galleons at Scribbulus Everchanging Inks.)

Megs,

Happy Christmas - don't know if your coming to our little gathering later, but we plan to ring in the holidays in the proper fashion.  Either way, here are a few things to help you enjoy the holiday.

- Orsino

P.S. I'm sending you a parcel for your friend Penny, as I know neither her last name nor her address, and owed her the enclosed item.

(Attached are these videos, a muscle soak, and a certificate for 200 Galleons for use at Juturna Day Spa.)

Penny,

In the spirit of new friendship and after careful consideration, I've decided that that Christmas CD would probably serve you better than it would me.  Here it is, along with another one that has fairly creepy cover art but some decent music on it.  Happy Christmas, and thanks for the fish and chips the other week.

- Orsino

(Attached is the Christmas compilation album, as well as a second.)