Atomic Explosive Enterprises - Wizarding fireworks creating various visual effects, carrying special enchantments that result in variations if two fireworks collide with one another or if various spells are deployed to try to get rid of the fireworks. Stunning them results in a violent explosion, for instance, while a Vanishing Spell multiplies the target firework by 10. Prices Vary. This line includes: Bang Bang Bogart Banger, Basic Blaze Box, Bombtastic Bomb, Box 'O' Rockets, Crystal Incantation Comet, Demon Dung Crackers, Diabolic Dare Devils, Exploding Whizz Poppers, Feathery Flamingo Flame Fuzzer, Fred-N-Georges' Pyrotechnics Compendium, Loonar Loop Luminators, Miraculous Mystic Mayhem Makers, Peace Disturbers, Silver Sparkling Snakes, Spectrum Splasher, Thestral Thrasher, Thor's Thunder Cracker, Voodoo Fountain, Wildfired Whizz-Bangs, and the new Whack Trance Whammy Rocket.
A Very Weasley Confectionary This line of Weasley products includes all of our fun, tasty, and useful sweets and snacks. Prices Vary. This line includes: Canary Creams, Jumping Snakes, Ton-Tongue Toffee, and our popular Skiving Snackboxes in Fainting Fancy, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, Puking Pastilles, and Coughing Coconut.
Chicken Dancers - A magical rubber chicken that has been bewitched to do a dance. If you’re asking yourself why, then you’ve never seen a chicken go! Available in an Irish Jig version as Rubby O'Chicken, and our new Russian Folkdancing version Vladimir Chickenovich. 2 Galleons
Daydream Charms - One simple incantation with this held in your hand and you will enter a top-quality, highly realistic, thirty minute daydream. Easy to fit into the average school lesson and virtually undetectable. Not for sale to under sixteens. Side effects include vacant expressions and minor drooling. 8 Galleons.
Decoy Detonator - Need a quick distraction? Drop one of these surreptitiously and it'll run off and make a nice loud noise out of sight, giving you a diversion. 5 Galleons.
Dragonbombs - These aren't just dungbombs, they're Dragonbombs! Specially formulated from the very potent dragon dung, these are sure to create the diversion you need. 2 Galleons for Bag of 10.In memory of Charlie Weasley, all proceeds from the sale of this item are donated to a dragon reserve in Romania.
Edible Dark Marks - In various unappealing flavours, these are sure to make anyone sick. 10 Knuts.
Extendable Ears - A piece of flesh-colored string; one end is attached to the listener's ear, the other is placed near what the listener wants to overhear. Careful though, because if a solid object with an Imperturbable Charm on it is in the way, you won't be able to hear a bloody thing. 9 Galleons, 5 Sickles
Extra-Bashing Boomerang - We had a bit of a time getting these buggers perfected (sorry about the vase, Mum...) but they're ready to sale now! Just as a tip: Don't throw these around your own things. 2 Galleons.
Fake Wands - These may look just like normal wands, but when used they each change into something surprising and special. Our cheaper models might turn into knickers or barn yard animals when used, and our more expensive... well, let's just say you're in for quite the surprise. Prices Vary.
Friendly Foam - Squirt it under a door that opens into a room. The foam will expand and harden, and you can imagine how that can be fun. Specially designed to resist most dislodging spells. (If you can get access to the other side of the door, use some clear spell-o-tape to seal the crack under the door to prevent it from seeping out and being noticed. While you are at it, seal the hinges and any cracks around the door.) 1 Galleon per tube.
Foul Fowl and Bubble Duckies - These little devils are spelled to make your stupid normal bath a bubble bath through a little magical flatulence.For a special surprise - it's anyone's guess what the little bubbles will smell like as they burst! 1 - 3 Galleons, depending on size.
Gentleman’s Anti-Gravity Hats: Ruin a gentleman's day by making his hat fly away! 2 Galleons.
Headless Hats - A Headless Hat carries a special invisibility charm that, when placed on a wearer, makes the wearer's head invisible (along with the hat itself), but the rest of the wearer remains visible. 2 Galleons.
Instant Darkness Powder - Handy if you're looking to make a quick escape, this powder is imported from Peru especially for and by Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Toss a hand full to the ground, and you'll have a thick black cloud to disappear in. 5 Galleons per ounce.
Lucky Dip Box: The Weasley answer to a grab bag! A package containing one or more random items that will be revealed only upon opening. Remember, there’s an equal chance of the surprise item being something fun for you, or something fun to do to someone else. 5 Galleons per box.Items contained within the Lucky Dip Box will not value more than 10 Galleons. Boxes may contain multiple items.
Magical Moustache Miracle Stubble Grow - Want that three day’s growth look but shaved this morning? You know the ladies all want the rugged, unshaved man? No longer a problem, with this new line of miracle stubble growth. Also, a good prank to pull on a woman you might not happen to fancy as much. 2 Galleons per tube.
Muggle Magic Tricks - A bit fascinated with Muggle Studies? Want to know what a Muggle thinks magic is?Have a go with these. They're hilarious, sometimes, and completely useless. But they'll impress your muggle neighbours, too! Prices Vary.
Out to Lunch Fake Moustache - Need to sneak away for a few extra hours at lunch? With his handy disguise, you can do just that! 1 Galleon, 2 Sickles
Pet Rock - Came up with this idea from something Dad had around... anyway, the muggles don't know how to do this right. It's a rock. It's a pet. It's REALLY a pet. Their mouths are really something else. You don't have to feed these, but you do have to keep them comfortable. Some of them sing, some of them tell jokes, some of them curse like poltergeists. And the best part is, you don't know what kind you've got until you take it home! 15 Sickles.
Portable Swamp - Deploy a festering, stagnant, smelly, slimy swamp in a deserving location! And while you're at it - give that Umbridge bird the finger and tell her she can shove it where the.... Heh. Just ask me to finish that in person. 30 Galleons.
Punching Telescope - Imagine the look on a friend's (or not a friend's) face when you let them know you see something wicked with your spyglass and offer them a look? Then imagine the look on their face when the spyglass has a little fist of surprise fr them? Fun, eh? Comes with a complimentary tube of bruise-remover paste. 2 Galleons.
Pygmy Puffs - Specially bred miniature puffskeins. We can't breed them fast enough! Adorable, aren't they? And they make excellent pets. 3 Galleons per Puff.
Pygmy Puff Paint - Ever wished your light pink pymgy puff had blue racing stripes? Want to paint him for Easter or Christmas to celebrate the holiday? Just buy this handy kit, paint him, and in three days the paint will dissipate and you can paint him again with a new kit. 10 Sickles per Colour.
Quirky Quills - Our patented quills come in a variety of special types: self-inking, spell-checking, and smart-answer! They're even garunteed to almost always do as they should. Prices Vary.
Reader’s Delight: Half Price Joke Books - These naughty joke books are just what you need to keep your mates entertained. Always half the cover price at the WWW! Not for sale for under sixteens. 10 Sickles 5 Sickles. Always half price!
Reusable Hangman - Spell it or he'll swing! This ingenious little bloke has been sentenced to die for poor spelling, and if yours isn't a bit better than his, he'll hang from the gallows. His life's in your hands. 2 Galleons.
Self-Sufficiency Line - Because some things are just easier when you don't have to waste the time to see about them yourselves. This line includes: Self-sufficient Candles and Lanterns, which will relight themselves whenever they're put out; and Self-Shuffling Playing Cards, because sometimes you just can't be arsed to stop drinking long enough to shuffle them yourself. Candles 1 Galleon, Lantern 5 Galleons, Cards 2 Galleons
Shield Line - Handy in your personal defense against the dark arts that might be aimed at you, the new Weasley Defense Line is your best choice in personal protection. Won't do much good against Unforgiveables or serious cursing, of course, but for minor to moderate hexes or jinxes, these are garunteed. This line includes: Shield Gloves, Shield Cloaks. Prices vary.Must be purchased in person. Not for Under 16s.
Sludge Sauce - An absolutely brilliant idea Fred stumbled across one day. You drop a few pints into someone's glass, and when the drink hits someone's mouth it turns into a disgusting - we mean appetizing - sludge. Great fun for parties! 15 Sickles.
Sticky Trainers - Yellow trainers with suction cups attached to the soles. The wearer can use them to climb walls and to walk across ceilings as well. 12 Galleons per pair. Sizes Vary.
Storm in a Bottle - Do you fancy the idea of a thunderstorm inside? Then Storm-in-a-Bottle is for you! Make sure your friends bring an umbrella. 3 Galleons 2 Sickles
Tied Trippers - Need a laugh? String your dormmate's shoes with these self-stringing laces. Give them about five minutes of walking (enough time to get somewhere public) and watch as their laces tie their feet together. 10 Sickles per pair.
U-No-Poo - The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! Your dear friends and enemies won't know what hit them. Though anyone near a bathroom just might! 1 Galleon per Vial
WonderWitch Line - We're not the biggest fans of the bright pink packaging, but these items definitely have some possibilities for helping out your love lives. We've heard rumours that some people who aren't graced with natural beauty like we are need all the help they can get. Line Includes: WonderWitch Guaranteed Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher, a lotion sure to vanish your pimples in under ten seconds; WonderWitch Love Potion #10, sure to work for up to twenty-four hours depending on the weight of the bloke in question and the attractiveness of the girl; and WonderWitch All-Natural Hair Morphing Goop, to change hair colour over and over again for hours for those birds who just can't make up their minds. 2 Galleons per Bottle and per product.