Who the hell thought it was a good idea to put steps in the middle of a road? I sincerely hope this isn't the norm for this road. They were at war correct? Hopefully this was a tactic used to make it more difficult to get to the village and put it under siege. I did like that little place.

Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Stark is in the house! Or on the wagon. All right, just kidding because I'm not totally giving up my scotch. As the tech here hasn't progressed beyond travel by wagons or horses, I couldn't resist. Horses?! They bite. They shite, as JARVIS might say.

Or maybe the stoned locals also used brooms, flying carpets and curtains (not the doily lace kind)?

And WTFery, there were DRAGONS flying up there with me! I'd like the damned instruction manual part of this journal to explain that in excruciating detail but it doesn't.

I hear laughter. Definitely feminine. Let's go meet someone! Stay tuned for more later, readers.

-TS



[OOC: Tony joins Ladies Night Out!]